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Why Did the Chicago Tribune Endorse Gary Johnson for President?
As the polls tighten between Trump and Clinton, the Chicago Tribune has decided to highlight the biggest distraction in an election that has been full of them.
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One of you numbnuts is bound to do some serious damage to someone. As always, it’ll up to us to fix your mess.
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On Behalf of All Latinx Americans, Please Un-Invent the Whopperito
You know. The mildly-racist, mildly-delicious burrito-inspired-burrito.
I Was Donald Trump's Water Boy Last Night--Am I Gonna Get Paid, Or Nah?
It was an honor and a privilege to hydrate a man of your magnitude.
