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By The Second City | May 21, 2013
Enough of the silent majority; it’s time for an obnoxiously loud minority.
“Yes we can date. Yes we did date. Yes we can now date other people.”
Bono, Drumming Bono, Bass Bono and The Edge Bono will return for their own historically significant victory lap.
Truth Fact: 20 batrillion percent of the Terrorisms don’t get reported by the media
Throw the hottest farewell bash this 366-day sh!tstorm could possibly ask for.
Remember, it’s LI, not 51. Arabic numerals have no place on a Fox network.
No one wants to dance with a flat-chested loser who can’t stop crying about the death of progress!
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