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By The Second City | May 21, 2013
7 easy ways to tip your pussy hat to our national shame on February 20th.
Throw the hottest farewell bash this 366-day sh!tstorm could possibly ask for.
Should you fail to attend the gift exchange, you can expect your employment to be immediately terminated. Get excited, ladies!
No one wants to dance with a flat-chested loser who can’t stop crying about the death of progress!
Make this year a yuuuuuuuuge success for all you lovebirds!
Hatchimal comes from the Greek “to capitulate.”
Yes, the lethal techniques executed by every one of my fighters is “art.”
Remember, it’s LI, not 51. Arabic numerals have no place on a Fox network.