Kali Tripodis (ENSEMBLE) is a comedy writer and performer from the drug-infested wilds of Florida. After studying improv and doing stand-up all over New York City, she moved to Los Angeles upon realizing that winter is optional. Kali writes comedic pieces about life and pop culture, some of which have been featured in Thought Catalog and Elite Daily. She is currently a performer at Second City, as well as multiple karaoke bars. Check out her videos and essays about Justin Bieber at www.kalisucks.com.