80% clown, 40% sketch comedy, 10% macaroni art, and 22% we haven’t learned to do percentages yet, “Milk Milk Lemonade” follows the (class) clowns of Mallowmarsh Elementary as they navigate the snack-time stock exchange, the horrors of health class, and the rough-and-tumble world of indoor recess to answer the age-old question: I know you are but what am I?
Two actors play nine kids, five teachers, and a plethora of parents in this fast-paced whirlwind comedy!
Winner of the Second City Award for Best Comedy, and the What the Festival! Strange Maker Award at the 2025 Toronto Fringe Festival.