They say the only two absolutes in life are death & taxes. But that doesn’t take into account intrusive thoughts, bargain bin DVDs, and work “friends”. You can’t avoid sticky situations, no matter how suave you think you are. Life is surprising; around any corner, you’re bound to meet some weird parents, over-eager substitute teachers, or goblins of all ilk.  From trying to get out of jury duty to promposals gone rotten, there’s no avoiding these hurdles, even if you follow your GPS. The Second City Conservatory proudly puts it to you that real absolutes in life are to embrace everyone you meet with tender love and accept the chaos.