Jason Ryan Bornstein (ensemble) wants you to know the world does, in fact, revolve around him. Previous credits: UMPO: Home Alone (Rockwell), Zanna, Don’t! (Zanna, with Chromolume Theatre), Candidate Confessions (Second City), Paint Your Wagon (Downey CLO). “I’ve never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope.” – Maria Bamford. facebook.com/jasonryanbornstein insta: @jasonryanbornsteinon