Maureen Monahan is a writer and performer hailing from Beloit, Wisconsin. She is a former Onion Writing Fellow and a current Senior Contributing Writer at The Onion, as well as a contributor at sister site ClickHole. She’s a graduate of the Second City Conservatory and the Severn Darden Graduate Program, and can be seen performing around Chicago and in festivals across the country with sketch duo Spooky Dookie.