by The Second City
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Sep 06, 2016
Who among us has actually read an actual book since the early aughts? Nonetheless, these paper artifacts played some important role in our society at some point (probably), so let’s pay homage to these adorable relics by feigning interest in the Great American Novel.
In honor of today being National Read a Book Day, here is an easy breakdown of our nation’s literary classics explained in a tweetable 140 characters (or less)…so you can act like you’ve read the American canon without having to be functionally literate.
Thanks, National Read a Book Day, for rekindling our love of classics we never plan to read!
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Jessica Besser-Rosenberg is a Chicago-based writer, improviser, and stand-up comedian and performs regularly at iO. Follow her at @JessGBR.
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