Seventeen-Seventy-Fox:The Musical, is the real story of the writing of the Constitution, as told by Fox news. The LAMESTREAM LIBERAL MEDIA doesn’t want you to know the true meaning of the Second Amendment, why Thomas Jefferson was perfect, and what “Freedom of Religion” really means. This is a show you can take your uncle to. You know, the one who embarrasses you on Facebook. Written by Dave Colan and Dan Wessels. Starring TRUE AMERICANS like: Allison Bills, Hans Holsen, Mark Swaner, Jessica Joy, Dave Colan, and Brendan McCay.