It’s out with the old and in with the new
Resolve to see this Writing 6 revue
The new year's afloat
Keep warm under coat
with comedy, song, fun, and laughter
Our show is a boon
You’ll see Kim Jong-un
And live happily ever after
You’ll sing some snappy tunes
Blushing at what you hummeth
You will be glad you saw this show
Behold, "The Assman Cometh"
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