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Buy Me a River
This is a guest performance!
This is a guest performance!
Buy Me a River

About The Show

These days, everything’s a sales pitch. From life-changing bath bombs, to thigh-phobic pants, it seems the only way to escape the onslaught of sales is to hide inside - where your family is waiting to sell you on how you should become a parent ASAP. You can’t turn around without someone screaming at you to JUST. BUY. SOMETHING. This show promises not to sell you anything...after you buy your ticket.

Written by:
Charlsie Bastian
Lisa Blake
MK Kelly
Kimberly Miller

Performed by:
Charlsie Bastian
Lisa Blake
Austin Jordan
MK Kelly
Kimberly Miller
Caleb Tackes

Directed by:
Vicky Diaz-Escobar

Tickets:
$13 Standard
$11 College Student (w/ valid I.D.)
$7 SC Training Center Student

50 MIN | SEATING 15 MIN PRIOR TO SHOW | NO INTERMISSION

Sketch Comedy
Guest Performance
Buy Me a River

THEATER

Judy’s Beat Lounge | 2nd Floor
230 W North Ave
Chicago IL, 60614

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312-337-3992

Performance Times

Saturday, February 1, 2020 at 9:00 PM
Saturday, February 8, 2020 at 9:00 PM
Saturday, February 15, 2020 at 9:00 PM
Saturday, February 22, 2020 at 9:00 PM

Food & Beverage Info

1959 Kitchen + Bar | Share some small plates and try a few craft cocktails before the show! Located on the 2nd floor of Pipers Alley, seconds away from the theaters.

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Visit our mini bar stations outside of Judy’s Beat Lounge on the 2nd Floor or Donny’s Skybox on the 4th floor for beer, wine, and cocktails before your show! There is no drink minimum at any of our theaters.

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Accessibility

The Second City provides accessible parking and seating at every performance. Parking is available at 230 W. North Ave. in Piper’s Alley Self Park. Each theater is equipped with wheelchair accessible and/or companion seats.

The Second City provides accessible parking and seating at every performance. Parking is available at 230 W. North Ave. in Piper’s Alley Self Park. Each theater is equipped with wheelchair accessible and/or companion seats.