At Second City, having a blast is mandatory... and so is staying safe.
Candidate: Ben Carson
Why He's Gay: Carson has that slightly feminine, "we're going to paint a pretty little tree" Bob Ross voice and seems--at first glance--like a gentle, very elderly twink.
Why He's Not: Have you seen his book cover?
Possibly the least gay image in human history.
Gay Friendliness: Carrie's Mom in the Movie ‘Carrie,’ But to Gays
- Thinks pro-gay judges should be fired; no word on what he thinks of pro-creationist neurosurgeons.
- Stated that people turn gay because of prison, which is false--we turn gay because of prancing
- Once made a “joke” about anti-gay bakers poisoning gay wedding cakes
- Has compared being gay to polygamy and beastiality
What Gay Voters Need to Ask: “Do you know what a ‘bear orgy’ actually is, Dr. Carson?”
Overall Gay Rating: Michelle Duggar Punching a Trans Teen in the Face
Next: Ted Cruz --->