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Have you been avoiding your razor this month like it’s your ex?
The really clingy one? Whose Love Actually promotional t-shirt you still have– and never, ever want to give back?
(I mean, how are you supposed to watch Love Actually while not wearing this shirt?! It’s a collectable.)
Well, good news…
We want to see your facial hair!
In honor of Movember, The Second City Network is looking to crown one loyal reader the Overgrowth Overload.
Here’s How to Enter:
Submit a photo of your facial hair creation to us via email at email@example.com by THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, 12/29/2013 at 11:59 P.M. CST. Make sure you include your full name, email address, mailing address, phone number and anything interesting we might want to know about your beard/mustache/mutton chops/etc.
Ladies, no need to feel left out. Be creative. But not gross.
Here’s What Happens Next:
After narrowing down a selection of finalists, The Second City Mainstage cast will judge one winner based on creativity, dedication and that certain je ne sais quoi. We will announce the winner right here on The Second City Network next week.
What You Win:
Some sweet one-of-a-kind custom Second City swag.
How We ALL win:
What You DON’T Win:
A certain Love Actually promotional collectable t-shirt.
About Movember: As an official global charity, Movember’s vision is to have an everlasting impact on the face of men’s health. During November each year, Movember is responsible for the sprouting of millions of moustaches on men’s faces around the world. Through the power of the Mo, vital funds and awareness are raised to combat prostate and testicular cancer and mental health challenges.