As improvisors, the coin of uncertainty is the very currency in which we trade.
10. The only PETA I care about is wrapped around my gyro.
9. Cool, my sister was a vegetarian for a while. Then again, so was Hitler…
8. Ugh, I’m sweating in this mink.
7. Neat!You posted more pictures of food on Instagram.
6. God put those animals here so we could eat them.
5. Sounds great; we’ll both have the veal.
4. For once, can we not make this about YOU, PLEASE?!
3. We get it, you’re poor.
2. If you change your mind, I’ve got three inches of sausage you can have.
1. Man, you gotta help me; I know you got some weed.