By Paul Ryan
- Oh, this is magic!
- Paws at the screen like a cat for two minutes.
- What button makes the birds less angry?
- Did David Copperfield give you this? This is magic!
- I’m glad you got the iPhone 5. I appreciate the 4-inch Retina display and faster A6 processor, not to mention the capability to connect to advanced networks such as HSPA, HSPA+, and DC-HSDPA.
- Now I can use this phone to call you for help with this phone!
- Seriously, did you enchant this phone through a forbidden ritual and bind it to an evil demon summoned by the ancient magisters of the Tevinter Imperium? This is magic!