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By The Second City Network | Apr 25, 2013
For those in a romantic relationship with bread.
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If a bankrupt reality star can become president, why can’t Lady Liberty reinvent herself?
“Yes we can date. Yes we did date. Yes we can now date other people.”
It’s high time we gave a fluffy, longish and perfectly fine movie all of the awards.
It’s time these women hung up their stereotypically character-specific hats.
Enough of the silent majority; it’s time for an obnoxiously loud minority.
Life as President can be pretty stressful, and it’s important to have a plan to stay happy and healthy.