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The mayor’s current plan to kill them with dry ice is downright chilling.
As the polls tighten between Trump and Clinton, the Chicago Tribune has decided to highlight the biggest distraction in an election that has been full of them.
One of you numbnuts is bound to do some serious damage to someone. As always, it’ll up to us to fix your mess.
An Op-Ed by me, The News (You might have seen me before on television after The Playoffs.)
You know. The mildly-racist, mildly-delicious burrito-inspired-burrito.
It was an honor and a privilege to hydrate a man of your magnitude.