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Chicago’s Rat Crisis Solution Should Actually Just Be Weasels

Chicago’s Rat Crisis Solution Should Actually Just Be Weasels

The mayor’s current plan to kill them with dry ice is downright chilling.

Chicago’s Rat Crisis Solution Should Actually Just Be Weasels

Why Did the Chicago Tribune Endorse Gary Johnson for President?

Why Did the Chicago Tribune Endorse Gary Johnson for President?

As the polls tighten between Trump and Clinton, the Chicago Tribune has decided to highlight the biggest distraction in an election that has been full of them.

Why Did the Chicago Tribune Endorse Gary Johnson for President?

How Not to Be a Dick to the Paramedics After the Cubs Win the Pennant

How Not to Be a Dick to the Paramedics After the Cubs Win the Pennant

One of you numbnuts is bound to do some serious damage to someone. As always, it’ll up to us to fix your mess.

How Not to Be a Dick to the Paramedics After the Cubs Win the Pennant

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On Behalf of All Latinx Americans, Please Un-Invent the Whopperito

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