Buy all the canned vegetables and meat you can afford, and get down in the basement. NOW.
Michael Lehrer works at The Second City e.t.c. and iO Chicago. Past work includes: Paid Programming (New York Television Festival), Andy Kaufman Award (2010 Semi-Finalist) Big Ten Network (Co-Host), Chicago Tribune, Chicago Underground Comedy and the TBS Just for Laughs. michaellehreronline.com