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By The Second City | Oct 14, 2013
Truth Fact: 20 batrillion percent of the Terrorisms don’t get reported by the media
Should you fail to attend the gift exchange, you can expect your employment to be immediately terminated. Get excited, ladies!
Yes, the lethal techniques executed by every one of my fighters is “art.”
Remember, it’s LI, not 51. Arabic numerals have no place on a Fox network.
Apparently, 3 Doors Down and Toby Keith were fine with signing this.
If there’s anyone who can show us how to unite, it’s the Republicans.
Craft the most pretentious, self-righteous set of New Year’s resolutions ever!
It’s a safe bet that there’ll be nothing low-key about the Obama-bombs he’s gonna drop Tuesday night.